Name: Hisagi Shuuhei
Birthday: August 14th
Age: 100+ but looks to be in his early twenties
Height: 181 cm, or 5'11" (and a half)
Weight: 67 kg, or 147.4 lbs
Medical Info: a ghost! not much else except for a few battle scars
Eyes: Black and beady
Hair: Also black
Physical Features: Bishounen? hahaha, okay. attractive, well-built but lean, messy hair, BIG 69 TATTOO ON HIS CHEEK. And what seems to be just a tattoo of a blue bar stretching across one cheek over his nose and onto the other cheek, stopping just shy of the three big scars he has on that side of his face. The scars run from nearly his hairline down his face (including his eyelid, haha lucky it wasn't like a millimeter deeper, Shuuhei) and down to his neck. Only half of the eyebrow that the scars cross is left. He also almost always wears a black collar band thingy on his neck, as well as a matching one on each bicep. And also he doesn't wear anything with sleeves :|

What's Okay To Mention: Anything. I'm not picky! Though he will get defensive if big canon stuff comes up.

Abilities: Typical Bleach stuff, reading souls, moving real fast, some magic abilities, really good with his sword. No info on his sword's abilities just yet, so I'll update this when I get it.

Notes for Psychics: Shuuhei is not so secretly a lot fluffier than he appears, he has a very obvious crush on Matsumoto, and other than that typical "grouchy guy who doesn't like his camp job trying to keep himself busy until he can go home" thoughts. Also, we don't have any canon on what it is or is like, but Shuuhei's zanpakutou is sort of a voice in his soul that he can talk to with meditation. Maybe you can pick it up?

Shapeshifting/Bodyswapping/Spitting at/Stepping on/Etc: Yes :) Talk to me if you have any ideas. Also Shuuhei doesn't like hurting people but he's not just going to let somebody abuse him if they're trying to do so.

Hugging/Kissing/Other Non-Violent Physical Contact: Feel free! Blushing and flailing at girls is good for him! So is glaring at dudes who touch him. He just doesn't want to admit he likes it, ladies.

Maim/Murder/Death: Shuuhei doesn't kill and doesn't like hurting people, but he will fight to protect someone, so he'll try to end a fight as quickly as he can and if possible get you to surrender before anybody gets hurt. I don't really see him getting in too many fights where his life is on the line, and I'd prefer not to kill him, but talk to me and we'll see. I'm flexible!

Emo/Angst/Drama: Shuuhei grumps more than emos, and when he does emo he goes where no one can see him to do so. As for other people's emo, he will try to help as best he can, but he's very very bad at it :D

Cooking: He's freaking awesome \o/!

Character: Hisagi Shuuhei
Series: Bleach
Age: appears to be in his early twenties
Job: Chief Editor for "Camp Fuck Your Newsletter"

Canon: What do you think happens after death? Well, according to Bleach, our souls either turn into monsters or get brought to Soul Society by grim reapers called shinigami. Unfortunately for living teen Ichigo, he got pulled into dead guy business way before his time-of-death and now gets to join the shounen adventures of the 13 shinigami divisions. But while each of these thirteen is led by a couple of special snowflakes, today we're focusing on the 9th division lieutenant, Hisagi Shuuhei. So who is he? Well… you know that onion metaphor about people having layers? Hisagi is more like an M&M. Like a thin candy coating, he gives off the initial image of a callous, arrogant punk-rocker with a "69" tattooed on his face like that big trademark M. But that tiny shell just barely covers his solid DORK chocolate center.

Known just as well for his newspaper editing job as his combat skills, Hisagi works hard and stays busy, but truthfully he has a distaste for battle and remains much more innocent and childish than his tattoos would suggest; as just under the surface of his dry, disinterested attitude lurks an excitable puppy who loves to cook and practice music and is completely topped by father figures and (in that blushing, only slightly perverted way) pretty girls... Once even to the point of locking himself inside his office for three whole days after the article he writes was poorly reviewed by his crush, Matsumoto. Aww :(


Sample Post:

Alright, men. Listen up. I don't know what kind of idiot you had organizing this newsletter before, but with me as your new chief, this just isn't going to cut it. I don't want to be here, and from the crayon picture of Marcy and myself on my desk, I can tell you don't want me here either, but I don't quit, and I sure as hell don't approve of half-assed jobs… Don't snicker. I was talking about your writing, not any of the jobs or asses in your stupid picture.

Now, I've taken a look at your previous work, or what's legible of it at least, and I have to say it isn't too bad. Like this series, "Be Vewy Vewy Quiet, I'm Hunting Mystewious Cweatuwes." There's a lot of potential for new content with all the unusual wildlife here, because I mean, everybody knows about the gorillas and zombies, but what about the underhyped abominations? I have to say that the search for the homopire issue was especially moving, and kudos to whoever drew the accompanying picture. I thought that the sparkles were a surprisingly beautiful touch.

As for the rest, I think most would be fine after a little revision, but a few of these I just don't think the world is ready for yet. Articles like "What Shapes the Clouds Looked Like Yesterday" are just going to go over the audience's heads, and "Hey! Look What I Wrote With My Feet!" is a little beneath us, don't you think? And don't even get me started on "Applied Astrophysics… IN MY PANTS!" It's offensive on so many dimensions that I'm not sure the human mind can grasp them all. I considered dropping one more, because I'm not usually a fan of relationship gossip, but it got such good ratings last time that I'm willing to give a probationary printing period to "Who Got Stuffed?" Just- Just keep the details to a minimum, and don't ever tell me how you find out so much about it. I don't want to know.

So that aside, I was generally pretty pleased with the content; I just couldn't understand why you'd released so few copies in the past. But now that I'm here at your "office," I'd say it's pretty clear that you're probably not just lazy bastards like I thought you would be. You know, seeing as you were never given a printer. Or even pens… Or a building. Seriously, what kind of chief did you have before who could think two desks and a water cooler in the woods made an acceptable place of business?

"A drunk?" What kind of answer is tha- Ooooh. That isn't water in the cooler at all, is it? …gentlemen, I think it might be time for you to throw me a welcome party. Hisagi's rules. First one to pass out gets a new tattoo. And today's theme is… Sparkle Motion.


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